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Any ubuntu users here?
Thought so. It smells of old t-shirts, empty takeaway wrappers and stale spunk around here.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
Log into ftlfm and play me music.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
Can't.
Working.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
How about you play US music?
YOU KNOW HOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
I have no laptop of my own yet.
So, No, I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
Gayness.
In Uranus.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
Any heroin users here?
Anyone else had a problem finding a vein?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
Nah', I'm well practiced by now.
It's hard at first, but by the time you use the tork on the first time for yourself, they tend to pop up. Do a line first to help bring them up.

It takes at least 5 years or soo of shooting up a couple times a day before you find it really hard to find one, and even then, there is between the toes, which is better for the punters anyway, as nobody wants to see someone with train tracks up their arms.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
i'm never going to get to leave work, all the switchgear has fucked when the mains went back on
i'm proper fucked, knickers
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
Ah glasshopper
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8083479.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
STRANGLE-WANK

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
The rope round the bollocks is a thrilling addition to the classic act.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
Hung Fu

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
no doubt a black belt.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
How many points do you think he would have got in Death Race 2000 for that one?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
shame he had not used a fan belt
FATALITY
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
suicide blond

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
rest in peace david cardine. at age 72 you tied a string around your nuts. you will be missed.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
inxs missed a trick there then , they could have used him to reform.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
Killerkitti's latest post might be the highest point in b3ta history.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
I don't know,
your moaning about it here is pretty fantastic too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
I aim to please.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
don't feed the trolls

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)