I see David Carradine's karked it
looks like he was trying a Bangkok stranglewank and overdid it a bit

anyone who doesn't like Turkish Delight is a fat wanker
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

I fucking love Turkish Delight
I might go get some now.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

I bet you just sit there all night stuffing your face with turkish delight washed down with chocolate frijj, reading Jackie Collins novels and buying 9 carat silver-plated shite off QVC
that's your life that is
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

yeah, welcome to several threads ago

( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

I wasn't talking to you, blue-namer

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

you're missing out
my profile is a thing of wonder
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

I'm really hoping that Bangkok Stranglewank is either
a) a Sky News reporter
b) a third rate pub covers band
c) the title of an old punk fanzine
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

Jazz musician

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

I'm now hearing Jools Holland mumbling...
"LDDZZ N GNNLMN...BANGKOK STRANGLEWANK"
*waves arm in general direction of disinterested looking man with trumpet
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

I'm a fat wanker then.
You should tell baldmonkey this.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

stranglewank
I'm loving that.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

I heard this earlier, oh well.
Turkish delight is top quality sweet.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)