I'm going to That London tomorrow
Should I wear my killing hat?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

And your killing sandals.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

Steady on
I might well be a cunt but I'm not a gay cunt.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

Killing rotating comedy bow tie, then.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

Oh alright then
I'll be attaching comedy whistles to it though.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

You can give people Comedy Cancer

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

JINKIES!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

It's going to be a good day

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

and his killing waistcoat

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

And his killing zimmer frame.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

you could probably modify a zimmer to be pretty deadly

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

I'll get to it.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

we'll take it to the bash

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

I thought we might watch some films on the way.
But the Dukes Of Hazzard film is meant to be shit. :(
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

i've seen it, it's not unwatchable but it's not that good either
death race 2000?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

Original or remake?

( M o D, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

remake is just called 'death race'

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

Ah so it is.
Death race 2000 is a fine choice of film, the remake not so much.
( M o D, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

haven't seen it. it's on my lovefilm list though
i like brainless action and stunts sometimes
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

Perhaps a stab vest is more in order.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

What I'm going to do, right, is get the missus to carry the bags.
I'll walk a bit behind her making sure I don't look at all like a tourist. Sorted.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

Good plan!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

WOMEN; nothing if not expendable.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)