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Fucking hell.
I've just been looking at the results for yesterday's vote-in-a-school-party round my way.
Stupid cunts have just swapped Labour for The Conservatives. What's the fucking point. One bunch of cunts for another bunch of cunts who'll change fuck all. Democracy is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
BORIS FOR PM

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
BOJO BOJO BOJO

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
I did a controversial politics post yesterday
It made me want to leave b3ta.
It's such a hotbed for ill-informed opinionated little commies.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
Did you just realise this yesterday?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
Why didn't you leave then?
No offence
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
I left b3ta on Sunday and every other fucking post was about me.
So I came back.

You lot love to whinge about me, I'm like JMG except I only repeat myself on Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
no it wasn't
there were a couple of posts, true

but you're here so much of the time and you make such a bloody racket that of course people were going to notice
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=Wormulus

It's your fault /talk.

You love me, just admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
I think you're a bit of a prick to be honest.
Great times, forum banter, no offence
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
I bet this doesnt get on the popular page.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
So what you're telling me is
That you are all happier when I don't post on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
I wouldn't want to do anything that made the internet unhappy.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
Maybe I should do a proper flounce.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
THE BIG WORMULUS FLOUNCE
I could start a new thread as well.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
I could go out in a blaze of glory
posting porn on all the boards and screaming until I was banned.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
Nobody would miss me
Nobody would care.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
I mean, the interesting and funny regulars are always going on about how shit b3ta is getting.
I would almost certainly elevate the level of /talk and make it less boring by leaving.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
In fact, I suspect me leaving would probably be the most interesting thing I'd ever done

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
Most of my posts are just BBC news links, food posts or adverts for my podcast
All the cool people have me on ignore anyway and rightly so.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
Yep, It's time to call it a day.
Goodbye internet, I'm sorry I made you do a sadface.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
Fucking good idea
no offence
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
Maybe INTERNETLAWYER can help?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
Maybe you should try leaving for longer?
No offence
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
If you lot can drum up £200 on paypal between you
I will get cr3 to delete all my accounts.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
If you left how did you know that?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
he obviously hadn't left then, had he?
it was a "comedy leaving".
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
I logged on in the evenings to check my gazzes
I also got text messages from people asking if I was in prison, which prompted me to search for my username.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
Better than getting one of the comedy parties in
like the BNP or Green or Bastard helmet mashers.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

www.animalscount.org/
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
Great

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
I just clicked on that thinking it said "animalscunt"
how disappointed am I ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
I did a total utter o_o when I saw that at the top of my postal vote form.

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
I lolled at the logo
I half expected to see Jospeh Beuys' face on there somewhere too.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
Ha ha.
At first I thought that paw was a cock.
I've been here far too long :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
Sorry...
Animals Count
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
oh ffs

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
I disagree.
All the time there is a triopoly on politics, there's no real choice at all. It was a chance for a step towards something useful. I'd also like the BNP to get in so that people would regret it and riot and it'd be ace.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
This sounds to me like "LOLANARCHY"
which is what idiots think is a good idea in principle but are totally unprepared for the actual consequenses of.

Essentially democracy causes politics and politicians to pander to the popular vote, 80% of the electorate is stupid and ill informed (Which is sort of self-perpetuating because they only find out what they are allowed to find out by the media) therefore you end up with a load of cunts voted in because they look good on camera.

Cameron is just Blair with a different haircut.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
And sexier

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
What?
It's not hard to be sexier than Blair.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
Why all the blank posts?
She fucked Friz, FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
The should have voted in the BNP I say.
At least they would boot out all the...

Oh wait, that's a tad taboo.

LOL!atics!1
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
I cant think of anything worse than that lot even gaining a voice in any sort of official capacity at all
except maybe cancer.

Or Anal rape.

Or modern celebrity culture.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
or QOTW ?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
No
I think QOTW causes less harm than the BNP
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
Same people though.
EVERYONE ON QOTW IS A NATIONAL SOCIALIST.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
Two words
Piston
Broke
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
Has anyone got a photo of him
I've had a great idea for a photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
I've got a couple.
Here's one.

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/0657.pb.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
Are they stuck together ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
Yes.
Yes they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
Don't worry.
Kim Jong Il will be in power soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)