This is the first time I've had the sniffles in, erm, must be at least 7 years, I never normaly get them.
This is such a terrible state of affairs, in my most humble of opinions.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
Drink lots of hot ribena.
I had a hayfever-related sneezing fit on the Tube, people were looking at me like I had leprosy.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
OK! have promised me three morial issues, providing Pete and Jordon don't get back together by then.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
lie in bed watching films and eating and drinking.
You'll be better in a few days.
Either that or get to the gym and sweat it out.*
*note, this does not work in any way
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
OK! have promised me three morial issues, providing Pete and Jordon don't get back together by then.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
Surely you can't be serious?
/and did you have the chicken or the fish for the in-flight meal?
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
I have achieved my goal.
I am the sleepiest happiest little trooper ever.
I'm going to have a fag then take two sleeping pills and go back to bed.
Oh yes.
Deal with your manflu.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
I'M SO EXCITED! HOO-WEE!!!!!!!
It was all sold out in about 12 minutes and now the website is b0rked too, hahaha.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
I'm sorry. Why don't you get some medecine, queue up Braveheart and get mad snuggly on the sofa.
(, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)