i'm not sure i could even make love to sarah harding as i adore her so much, i'd just like to stroke her hair

( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

haha :)

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

sarah if you are a /talk lurker perhaps we could meet up for a drink? no pressure, drop me a gaz
great forum
( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

yeah sure no problem
I'll start shaving my back
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

could the post i made above go on the popular page incase she isn't online at the moment or has me on ignore
thanks
( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

She's a screeching banshee, absolute fucking embarrassment of a woman.
Not that I wouldn't, mind.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

she is ambrosia, perfection, venus if you will
i'd buy her flowers everyday and rub her feet with cool lotion after she performs with her singing and dance troop, i'd be in heaven
( mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)