My postie is a cunt
If the parcel is recorded delivery, he generally signs for it himself then leaves it under the doormat.
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

So lodge a complaint and get him sacked.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

Mine does that
except he leaves things outside the front door. Pillock.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

Some bloke from some firm decided to card me and stuff the parcel in my shed.
I was impressed at that level of service.


At least he doesn't just stuff cards through your door without even bothering to take the parcel with him.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

i wish my postie would do that
it's a long way to the sorting office
( spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

My mum and dads does that
But they had to sign something saying it was ok for him to.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

we had a parcel dropped through the living room window the other day
luckily it was nothing breakable
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

I had that happen in Swansea
Wasn't even my package. Scared the shit out of me.
( Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)