He's made a sofa?!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

I'd be even more impressed if that was the case
but I think the nice people at IKEA made the sofa.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

I want a new sofa, but only because I don't like navy blue leather.
However, the navy blue leather one we currently have is the comfiest sofa in the world. I'm torn. New and pretty or old and comfy and not matching the new decor?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

Stick a cover on it, or dye it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

It's covered in throws
I might make a fitted cover for it but....well, effort, isn't it?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

Yeah, and they always fall off
We used to have one on our shitty old couch.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

Fuck it, I might just get a new couch.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

You could get it reupholstered?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

There's that, yeah.
I'm just being indecisive.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

Oooh, I bet we have a similar sofa!
Which one is it?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

it's brahhhhhn.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

Ours is a navy type thing.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

I made 2 beds not so long back

( jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

I wish I was useful.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

I don't have much choice
either I do it, or it doesn't get done.
( jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

I'm going to put up shelves soon
All the DVDs and books are going on the wall. I don't think you'll be able to see half the walls in our living room once I've finished.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

I bought two bookcases
and put them up because, my original bookcase was groaning under the weight of all the books and DVDs
( jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

I've almost run out of floor space, you see
hence the wall shelves, utilise some of the 11 foot of height.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

High Ceilings!
What I would give for high ceilings.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

Yeah, we paid through the nose for them though.
It all breaks down when it's a right hassle changing lightbulbs, even when my 6ft1/2 partner is stood on a table reaching with all his might.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

You should stand on his shoulders :)
Or get a stepladder, whichever's easiest/more fun
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

I'm terrified of heights.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

Not the best idea then :(
I thought of a great halloween costume for your lovely manwife earlier :P
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

Predator?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

Terl from Battlefield Earth
www.imdb.com/media/rm3494549760/ch0010643

He'd look awesome
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

try taping a trained monkey to a broom handle

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

Out of network cables and discarded PC cases
Spango gets a little cotton wool ball to sit on :) aww
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

Ahhhh, that sounds lovely.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

Yeah I know, I'm kinda jealous now :( the cotton wool that is, not the PC case sofa :S

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

If we sat you in loads of cotton wool
it'd look really playgirl, though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

Is that a problem?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

Not for me, no.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

Good good
*cameras flash* *starts crying* AAAaawwaaaii I'M A HUMAN BEING!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

BE QUIET
pop some of that ice on your nipples.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

D': yes miss

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

aw you've seen it?
My little cotton wool ball is so comfy. A bit big, though.

We have so far made:
1 tv/media cabinet
1 shower screen
1 table
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

Coolios :)
I bet cr3 is eating raw meat atm due to doing manly man man things :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)