Inserting it into your anus
And then having it eaten out by Graham Norton.

Or Maffers. Virtually the same person i suppose.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

Graham Norton Toadfish
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

harsh but fair.

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

You've managed to combine homosexuality, Maffers and food
in one thread.

Well done this manstrosity.
( WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

Hurry up and flounce
Before you implode in some sort of ultimate shitness event that physics will be at a loss to explain.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

I have to say
that I 95% like Wormulus.

If he were to be 5% less shit, I would brand him awesome and a credit to b3ta.

Currently I only actually like about 5 or so regular /talkers.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

Beat you off for a fiver sir?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

Does that work?
Is that how one gets love?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Yes

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Tempting.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

I will not allow you to become the /talk cumdumpster
We've already got one of those
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

Which one is it
now JV no longer comes here ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

There's a difference between hands and vaginas, Myks
I keep trying to tell you this when you buy your right one flowers and chocolates.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

Pfft

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

you'll never get a nice boy if you call yourself a cumdumpster, Mykey

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

I'll give you thruppence and no more

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

You might be becoming gayer than Gonz
I'd watch it if I were you.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

I bet you'd love to watch it

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

You cant be gay if you're a virgin
you can be potentially gay. No more.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

Didn't you show him your wolf's neck of a fanny over webcam?
It's your fault he's gay...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

Such a nice boy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

I think im going to have to release that video of you doing a naked freddie mercury impression over webcam

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

You seem to "happen upon" a lot of webcam footage.
A lot of webcam footage that, it strikes me, a right thinking gentleman would avoid.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)