I love everyone
apart from people that eat with their mouth open.

I would say clumsy people but most women are clumsy, yup sexist blah blah. Also mental woman who expect men to be mind readers and act like the opposite of what they actually want and then think men are cunts.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

I hate it when girls do something like this:
Me: "What do you fancy for dinner?"
Her: "Don't know. Anything, I don't mind."
Me: "How about spaghetti bolognese?"
Her: "NO! I don't want that!"
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

*tries on everything in the whole shop*
goes to next shop repeat x18*
*go back to first shop and buys the first thing they tried on*
*the next days asks you to take it back because you're closer to the shop when at work*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

You have terrible taste in women though don't you?
If I'm going proper shopping, I do it alone or with a close girlfriend, no man wants to sit outside a changing room feeling like a perve.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

The wife often insists on coming with us
but he doesn't tut and sigh, and likes carrying stuff.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

Well trained, madam, well trained.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

He CAME LIKE THAT.
He's just terrifyingly nice. God knows what he's doing with a dour old cow like me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

I do actually have a terrible taste in women :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

You went out with the thick one, Jillian from Family Guy?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

lol pretty much actually
Only more mental, like Meg when she fancied Brian.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Hair pie?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

keeping hair clippings. no shit.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

Jesus. Was she at least a good shag?
Or was she one of the pretty women that sorta lie there as if to say "Well, I'm hot, do what you will with me, but don't expect me to enjoy it."
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

We had good times, but she was a bit frigid and I've got a high sex drive so it was a 'bone' of contention if you will

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

FNAR FNAR!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

Been there dude
Perhaps we should get together and take turns in the dress?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

What, the last one?
Fucking hell, how cuckoo. Well done for being single.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

I've never had a normal/non mental girlfriend, kinda getting a bit jaded tbh.
I'm fending off some right nutters at the moment...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

I think that's just wimmins, pet

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

I'm just a mental magnet :S
I think sometimes you get lonely and jump into things you really shouldn't, that's what happens to me all the time...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

Oh I know that trick
That's to blame for a lot of my previous crappy exes.

Look at it this way, you're young, free, single and you look like that. I'd be off out right NOW.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

ta babe :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

a wHile.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

cool wHip

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

*wont eat all of her tea, then looks at yours*
*doesn't want to leave the sofa*
*keeps pulling while walking down the road*
*stands and sniffs the same patch of pissy grass for twenty minutes once off the leash*
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

YOU WENT OUT WITH HER TOO??!?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Oooh people who play games.
It is most often women, sadly. Not nice.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

yup :S

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)