Ah, Alpha dweebs. God I hate those cunts.
They gwarf at you for not knowing some sort of maths.

Almost as bad as the ugly dweeb in a ill filling shirt who thinks he's a ladies man.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

'What do you mean you can't tell the time from my binary watch?!'
I mean I'm not a computer, I'm a human. Tell me the shitting time, Johnny Five.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

*puts binary watch in the drawer*

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

No need, just translate it for me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

hahah gwuff gwuff stupid ignoramus! You don't even know pi to 45 decimal places! har har har *wheezes into asthma pump*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

I'd be learning it
but I keep having to stop so I can have a sex life. Sad, hmm?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

Yeah the kind that go "HNNFFF HNNFF I think you'll find.."

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

pfft :D
I think you'll find...*smacks lips and adjusts glasses*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

We should never, ever meet
:(
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

You said my shirt was dapper.
:(
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

You were cool man, we all thought so
He's just a big meanie
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)