I wish mine did that.
No, really, I do.

"Make it so!"
*swoosh!*
"Launch photon torpedo!"
*bums*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:31, archived)

I wish mine
made a noise like a TIE fighter when it spluffed.

I think that would be great.

And it would echo if you were bumming someone with a big, baggy bumhole.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:33, archived)

At least that would drown out
the sobs of frightened children.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:37, archived)

please don't make me giggle
when I'm in this much pain
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:33, archived)

*tickles*

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:34, archived)

don't touch my skin!!
it hurts all over :'(

I'm going back to bed for a bit, I'm feeling really crap again
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:35, archived)

When I first got my laser spirit level,
I was tempted to stick it on my head, and walk around the house, proclaiming to be Locutis of Borg. If I'd married a more geeky woman, I'd have probably had sex with her, repeatedly announcing that "resistance is futile."
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:36, archived)