pffft!
I think I'll see her again, to make more of a judgement, but I dont actually find her that attractive.
( Jobe, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:40, archived)

Take her from behind
and then you can open your favorite magazine on her back.

/Uncle Fenny's Dating Tips
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:42, archived)

Red-haired girl + marker pen
= doggy-style fun and a free join the dots puzzle
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:50, archived)

You forgot this
+ mockery from general public for shagging a ginger.

I may have secretly wanted to shag a ginger but never got the chance
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:51, archived)

He turned you down?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:56, archived)

down into a newt.

Yes
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:58, archived)

Haha how true!

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:52, archived)

Thanks to some unfortunate sunburn during my youth,
anyone who bummed me could enjoy a similar experience.
/no intention of being bummed
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:01, archived)