Hello chubby failures. What's the hot internet topics?
JMG is here. Your internet is now anywhere up to 98.5% more serious.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

cheese

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

I'm plotting something frankly hilarious, JMG.
It's all top secret, mind.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebastian_Winnett
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

*proper lols*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

now let's all join the discussion and plead with them not to delete it!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Or we could just put it all back up if they do.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

yeah, we could do that instead

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

ROFLEDITED.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

Bah, fucking cluebot.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

apparently adding the words "He loves the cock" is "not constructive"
wankers
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Haha
Fucking wiki virgins.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

I'd say "he loves the cock" would be the only verifiable fact on that page

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

'Cock' was what got it edited.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

ROFLANDAGAIN

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

He quite loves scarves.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

and the cock
let's not forget that Wormulus is a massive closet homosexual who secretly craves penis
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

Well the scarf wearing didn't go down well.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Who's that?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

it's Wormulus' page that he made himself

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

Wormulus.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

you'll never guess what, planearm's been watching television!
imagine that!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

I want my Zattoo to show me only what other b3tans are watching.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

i've completed two metroid games in two days
*morph balls*
( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

I don't know what this is, but I give a thumbs up on this.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

You have tiny plasticine balls?
Bless.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

I bet they were the two easiest ones.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

nope, they were the two most medium ones

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

jacket potatoes
and how they can solve the third world food shortage.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

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( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

cheers guv.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

the brilliant thing is, they could solve the food problem and the clothing problem in one go
( vladimir, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Happy joining forum day.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

I've just packaged all my randomburn discs.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

Dogs and cheese.
It's another exciting night of internet. Someone might cry if we make fun of their blog enough.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

As a fattie on the internets I endorse this topic

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Leslie Crowther and Nazis
It's like a pixel version of Channel Five
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

It is?
Oh Can I move to a less serious internet.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

I have a theory about Aberdeen.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Noits randomburn.
I have the package here.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

I've only had one bloody randomburn
don't know why I bothered.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

I've got one from GRoS and one from Jorvic.
And I know for definate that 3 of my list have gotten mine.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

I've had 2 so far.
They've both been CDs in jiffy bags. No thought or anything.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Well bring it here, chop chop.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

That requires movement.
GAZ INCOMING.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

I heard that he's impotent and/or sterile.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

Me too.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)