Hee hee.
I've just read an article written by a tit saying that men shouldn't be present at the births of their children because it writes off any sexual relationship between husband and wife in the future and it has awoken my inner feminist who has been dormant for a while.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

Pfft
Tell that to my husband, he's certainly not been put off!
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

I helped deliver both of mine
and my sexual relationship was in tatters long before that I'm still a happily married man. Stupid writer is stupid.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

Oh I've jsut researched him.
He's a cousin of Berlusconi. 'Splains a lot.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

Oh Silvio.
Will he never learn?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

Right wing Italians
not primary sources of common sense or enlightenment.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

Eehhhhhh
*lives with mother at age 30*
*takes bribes*
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

Neither me nor my wife were even present at the conception of our daughter!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

... as far as you know.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

Hmmm, there ARE worrying traits :S

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

I don't know about anyone else here, but a bloody 12" wide fanny covered in blood and shit with 12 people in the room, is quite a turn on for me

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)