Oh dear.
"Sainsbury's didn't have any chillis. I've got Scotch Bonnets instead."
"Oh. How many chillis did the recipe say?"
"One."
"And how many scotch bonnets did you put in?"
"One."

:(
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

phwoar
ringtingling
( moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

pervert!

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

Hee hee.
I've just read an article written by a tit saying that men shouldn't be present at the births of their children because it writes off any sexual relationship between husband and wife in the future and it has awoken my inner feminist who has been dormant for a while.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

Pfft
Tell that to my husband, he's certainly not been put off!
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

I helped deliver both of mine
and my sexual relationship was in tatters long before that I'm still a happily married man. Stupid writer is stupid.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

Oh I've jsut researched him.
He's a cousin of Berlusconi. 'Splains a lot.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

Oh Silvio.
Will he never learn?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

Right wing Italians
not primary sources of common sense or enlightenment.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

Eehhhhhh
*lives with mother at age 30*
*takes bribes*
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

Neither me nor my wife were even present at the conception of our daughter!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

... as far as you know.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

Hmmm, there ARE worrying traits :S

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

I don't know about anyone else here, but a bloody 12" wide fanny covered in blood and shit with 12 people in the room, is quite a turn on for me

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

Mmm
fiery.
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

Now rub your bell end on
the chopping board the bonnets were prepared on.
Do it now and report back.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

Hypothesis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHH
Result: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH OH GOD WHY
Conclusion: MAKE IT STOP OH GOD PLEASE SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

*ticks clipboard*
*adjusts glasses*

"Hmmm."
( moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

My work here is done.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

Don't worry.
Recipes always underestimate how many chillis are necessary. It'll probably be better this way.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

wow!
i'm amazed you can even see the monitor
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

I'm going to see Fleetwood Mac
GET IN

HELLO.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

I was listening to Rumours today
a whole album of drivetime radio, magnificent.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

I'm incredibly excited.
AND it's the day after I see a-ha with Malchick. I'm a right gig whore. I got tickets to see Simple Minds too.

Take That are in town already. I saw the tour buses and stage trucks at the Ricoh today

*tries to not wet self*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

How on earth are you managing not to go out Barlow hunting?
I love him.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

Because I've just had a bath and am now in my pyjamas.
Also, Howard FTMFW
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

Oh Em Gee.
Howard? No way.

I am so relieved we are not going to have to fight about this.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

YAY

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

Man up, it'll be fine.
Bye.
( Jobe, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

Crikey
/no idea what the difference between a chili and a scotch bonnet is but from the comments it seems like a bad thing.
( magnum, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

one scotch bonnet is not that hot, you big pansy
even if they're gooduns
( spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)