i like watermellon
lol
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

Coo'

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

Any stand out tracks on that CD for you then?
What did you think of the Lionel Richie cover?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

I had a great cocktail that was mainly rum and watermelon the other day
I found it to be most enjoyable. And pink.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

oh jebus
on a hot day.. NOTHING better
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

I was surprised because I assumed that the watermelon flavour would be overwhelmed
Happily not. And it was boiling and much appreciated.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

I once cut out a hole in a watermellon, and over the course of a week, filled it with vodka.
That was some good water-melloning.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

I tried that but fucked it up totally
I read somewhere that it would only take a day so I didn't give it enough time. I ended up with a slightly less full bottle of vodka and a non-alcoholic watermelon. Rubbish.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

over the course of a week, filled it with vodka.
saw how long I could keep it on my cock before going flacid.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

good for your bladder
i prefer honeydew
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

i love you!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

you're such a slag

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

I propper-fancy your miss's boyfriend.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

you should fancy my missus.
it would be just like old times!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

Can I get a picture first this time?
lololololol
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

i really think he should post a new photo
i've worn out the last one
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

you should have made it wipe-clean with laminate yeah.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

nah the buzz has gone
i need another pose
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

why don't you masturbate over me any more ? :(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

that's the morning wank
i need to restore my lush afternoon rodshake
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

omg!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

I hate Gonzo.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

i'm living without a freezer for the next 3 weeks
apparently BBC3 want to make a show about it.
we're hoping Danny Wallace doesn't hear about it, and pitch for a series about going without a fridge as well.
( scott,, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

My housemate went without washing for 21 years.
at least he smells like he did.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

have you kicked him in the cunt ? ??

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

Good innit
lol
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)