I think we should all be arbitrarily assigned a number and have to change our username to it and not be allowed to reveal our identities to each other.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

Yeah
great idea

Awesome.

What ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

SILENCE USER 38

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

Why?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

Who are you?
The new Number 2.
Who is Number 1?
You are Number 6.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

I don't care what number I am so long as it's 8.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

I'm number 88
Two fat ladies
( Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

Exactly, I'm one fat lady
plus it's my favourite number.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

Hang about
you're either fat or you aren't.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Maybe only bits are fat
Like fat elbows
( Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

I'm all fat
except my eyes
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

I'm having a fat day
the previously aforementioned sandwich. I feel like a balloon in a skirt.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:12, archived)

I'm three ducks in a man suit.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)