Morning. I watched The Great Escape for the first
time ever last night. At times, Dicky Attenborough looks a bit like Simon Pegg in it.
I don't know how I'd managed to avoid that film for so long given it's on telly every other year.

What great films have you managed to miss? Films ending in 'II - The Klumps' score bonus points.
( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

I saw The Ring for the first time last night
not very scary at all.

Please feel free to make ring jokes in the space provided below, then kill yourself.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

The Japanese original is super scary, though.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

if you are a big fucking girl or a homo, it's a film, on a screen

( mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

It is good. The living room scene is amazing.

( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

That's the one I saw

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

I prefered the Grudge.
Well, the Japanese version. Ju-On, is it?

I've got Gozu at home but I've still not seen it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Gozu an invisible vibrator
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

bzzzzlol

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

YEAH YEAH EYEYEYEYEYEEYAH!
I like japanese horror. Thend.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

it's very fashionable for the retarded to like all japanese culture

( mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

SIGN ME UP.
Actually, not just Japan, I quite like some Korean cinema and other slopes.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

A lot of Japanese people and institutions have fairly racist attitudes, which is surprising
given their apparent love of Western fashion and culture.
( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

I've heard it's that good old fashioned, well meaning, ignorant racism.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

i've never seen indiana jones, star wars, jaws, close encounters of the 3rd kind, the matrix, drop dead fred, gremlins, brewsters millions, the boys in blue, the golden child, carry on camping
fuck off
( mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

Never seen Star Wars!? How mad!
(nor have I)
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

you know what captn, the sitcom spaced was the most over rated pile of shit i have ever had this mis fortune to see, simon pegg is an arsehole
and as for black books, i'd rather watch something written by carla fucking lane
( mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

The Mrs likes Black Books.
I'm a bit meh about it although there are a few good bits. Never seen Spaced.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

The title's a bit misleading, don't you think?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

I'm going to write a stern letter to the film man.

( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

I have seen every film ever made.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

UP YOUR ARSE VADGE TONGUE.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

You're just not funny any more
this is your worst post ever.

/jumps on bandwagon
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

UP YOUR FUCKING JAPS HOLE.
I watched Rashomon too. That was good.
( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

YEAH.
S'alright.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

If you like that, try
www.imdb.com/title/tt0374546/

Don't read about it on IMDB first though. That'd ruin it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

It was a great film for making you realise how much of a cunt you can be,
before trying to make you feel a bit better by having a baby at the end. It was like slicing your leg off and putting a plaster on it.
( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Have you seen Short Circuit 2?
I BET YOU FUCKING HAVEN'T
( The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

Titanic
Never seen it.

I've never seen Titanic 2 - The Klumps afloat either.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)