You have to wear a scarf indoors
and remind people ALL THE TIME that you went to Oxford or Cambridge.
( SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

I went to Oxford last week
Cambridge not so much.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

Scarves?
Doesn't Cockhound Sebastian Winnett/Wormulus wear them?
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

I've been punting on the Cam,
with my dog.

My dog went to Cambridge.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

I've been dogging in a van
with your mum.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

General investigation or pissing up lamp-posts?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

Yes we take our dog to the other end of the country to piss up lamp posts.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

Variety is the spice of life and all that

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)