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my ex could lamp me at tetris, with 250 lines
as a player of video games since there WERE home video games, this still amazes me.
What game or game genre are you surprisingly weak at, given your mighty prowess otherwise?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:36,
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I'm not very good at sport games,
but this doesn't bother me, as I'd rather go outside and play said sport in real life instead.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:36,
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Same,
but replace "sports" with "shooting"
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:37,
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Like pro celebrity nutting?
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bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:37,
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Exactly that.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:38,
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*backs Tarby*
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bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:39,
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*tacks barbie*
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:43,
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*smacks Kirby*
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:45,
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Little bastard, swallowing everything.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:46,
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*yips brucie*
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bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:46,
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*takes a dive in the first round*
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:46,
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I have the olympic sports arcade sym on XBLA
even though I am no longer required to shove 10p coins in to make it go, it still tightens the noose on me every round like it is trying to earn £££s through a coin slot.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:39,
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We've got Beijing 2008.
It's a case of pressing A then B then A then B etc., but I still fuck it up.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:40,
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waggle the stick
young paduan
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:41,
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I could beat anyone at Tetris.
Apart from that kid on youtube who does the tetris with invisible blocks.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:37,
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Erm...Gorf
Or something
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bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:37,
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Pro Evolution Soccer.
I'm sure I used to be good at this.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:37,
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hide the sausage
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scott,, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:37,
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what brayndedd said
also i was very good at beat em ups but still consistently lost to a 10 year old a few years ago
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Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:38,
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Button masher?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:38,
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i like to imagine so
but i fear it might have been down to skill
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Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:40,
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My 11 year old brother is becoming worryingly good at Halo 3.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:40,
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my 6 year old brother is starting to get the hang of
some fps games, i worry about the day he puts me to shame
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Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:44,
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I downloaded Street Fighter 2 turbo HD.
Looks lovely, I can't beat it an anything higher than 'pussy'.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:40,
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Crosswords.
I even struggle trying to finish the ones in the Sun.
And I may well be the world's worst chess player.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:38,
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You're meant to put the letters in the WHITE squares.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:38,
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pfft!
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:43,
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Racist.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:46,
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I think this is a around-the-houses way of boasting you used to have a girlfriend
some people would be offended by this.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:38,
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don't be offended
it's not like I'm claiming to be Hugh Heffner's younger, less successful pet terrapin
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:44,
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i would never to do this to show off the fact that I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
oh no, i promise never to sneak a mention of MY GIRLFRIEND into any post
i have a girlfriend, i love her very much :)
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Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:47,
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why do you care you nosey twat?
mind your own fucking business
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:38,
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I've never really been good, or interested, in sports games.
If I want to play football, I'll play football. I don't care for virtual football.
Or proper football, having said that.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:39,
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It took a while for me to write this,
so I was unaware that BraynDedd posted an almost identical post up there.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:40,
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I imagine that this is the case for several people.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:41,
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It wouldn't be a huge surprise.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:43,
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i'm not so good at video games
of any description
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:40,
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i only really play driving or sports games
so i'm not qualified to answer this.
I fancy a new driving one. I might by Race Driver: Grid this weekend, if I remember
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:41,
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Come to mine and do Beijing 2008 for me,
so I can claim that I earned the gamerscore.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:42,
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i'm convinced that was invented purely to make Xboxers keep having to replace controllers
mind you, i wore out my thumbs doing the cycling :(
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:46,
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Well games I was decent at, I can't play well anymore.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:42,
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team fortress 2
im fucking retarded at this game
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El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:42,
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at this game
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:45,
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I used to play the old ones like Sonic, Alex Kidd, Lara Croft and Jurassic Park
but I haven't had time to get into the new ones. So I'm probably OK at 8 and 16 bit stuff but crap at all the good new ones.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:47,
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I got the Mega Drive Ultimate Collection,
and to my horror I'm shit at it.
Stupid next-gen gaming has ruined my childhood skills.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49,
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Exactly.
I probably still have those skills as I haven't been spoilt by the sophisticated stuff. I think I've still got a handheld pacman game in the loft.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:52,
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I keep em fresh
with my BBC emulator
(time machine)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:57,
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I never got past the bit in Jurassic Park
when you had to climb down the ladder next to the T-Rex.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:52,
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