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my ex could lamp me at tetris, with 250 lines
as a player of video games since there WERE home video games, this still amazes me.

What game or game genre are you surprisingly weak at, given your mighty prowess otherwise?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
I'm not very good at sport games,
but this doesn't bother me, as I'd rather go outside and play said sport in real life instead.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
Same,
but replace "sports" with "shooting"
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
Like pro celebrity nutting?

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
Exactly that.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
*backs Tarby*

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
*tacks barbie*

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
*smacks Kirby*

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
Little bastard, swallowing everything.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
*yips brucie*

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
*takes a dive in the first round*

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
I have the olympic sports arcade sym on XBLA
even though I am no longer required to shove 10p coins in to make it go, it still tightens the noose on me every round like it is trying to earn £££s through a coin slot.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
We've got Beijing 2008.
It's a case of pressing A then B then A then B etc., but I still fuck it up.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
waggle the stick
young paduan
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
I could beat anyone at Tetris.
Apart from that kid on youtube who does the tetris with invisible blocks.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
Erm...Gorf
Or something
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
Pro Evolution Soccer.
I'm sure I used to be good at this.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
hide the sausage

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
what brayndedd said
also i was very good at beat em ups but still consistently lost to a 10 year old a few years ago
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
Button masher?

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
i like to imagine so
but i fear it might have been down to skill
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
My 11 year old brother is becoming worryingly good at Halo 3.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
my 6 year old brother is starting to get the hang of
some fps games, i worry about the day he puts me to shame
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
I downloaded Street Fighter 2 turbo HD.
Looks lovely, I can't beat it an anything higher than 'pussy'.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
Crosswords.
I even struggle trying to finish the ones in the Sun.

And I may well be the world's worst chess player.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
You're meant to put the letters in the WHITE squares.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
pfft!

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
Racist.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
I think this is a around-the-houses way of boasting you used to have a girlfriend
some people would be offended by this.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
don't be offended
it's not like I'm claiming to be Hugh Heffner's younger, less successful pet terrapin
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
i would never to do this to show off the fact that I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
oh no, i promise never to sneak a mention of MY GIRLFRIEND into any post
i have a girlfriend, i love her very much :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
why do you care you nosey twat?
mind your own fucking business
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
I've never really been good, or interested, in sports games.
If I want to play football, I'll play football. I don't care for virtual football.

Or proper football, having said that.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
It took a while for me to write this,
so I was unaware that BraynDedd posted an almost identical post up there.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
I imagine that this is the case for several people.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
It wouldn't be a huge surprise.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
i'm not so good at video games
of any description
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
i only really play driving or sports games
so i'm not qualified to answer this.

I fancy a new driving one. I might by Race Driver: Grid this weekend, if I remember
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
Come to mine and do Beijing 2008 for me,
so I can claim that I earned the gamerscore.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
i'm convinced that was invented purely to make Xboxers keep having to replace controllers
mind you, i wore out my thumbs doing the cycling :(
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
Well games I was decent at, I can't play well anymore.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
team fortress 2
im fucking retarded at this game
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

at this game
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
I used to play the old ones like Sonic, Alex Kidd, Lara Croft and Jurassic Park
but I haven't had time to get into the new ones. So I'm probably OK at 8 and 16 bit stuff but crap at all the good new ones.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
I got the Mega Drive Ultimate Collection,
and to my horror I'm shit at it.
Stupid next-gen gaming has ruined my childhood skills.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
Exactly.
I probably still have those skills as I haven't been spoilt by the sophisticated stuff. I think I've still got a handheld pacman game in the loft.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
I keep em fresh
with my BBC emulator

(time machine)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
I never got past the bit in Jurassic Park
when you had to climb down the ladder next to the T-Rex.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)