All fat people have short legs.
Surely you knew this?
( toxie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:31, archived)

well yes
but I'm not particularly fat and I need trousers too and I can't sew to save my life (not even with a sweing machine) which pretty much puts just taking up a hem out...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)

And everyone over 6'2
is a greedy fat cunt.

/things I have learned while clothes shopping
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)

I learnt that any women over 5'8''
are under a size 16.
madness.
( toxie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:51, archived)

Whereas
for some unknown reason, most size 10 clothes are the right length for Dutch women, but God knows who else.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

And any men under 5' are Oompa Loompas

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)

Orange?

( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:58, archived)

The future's bright,
the future's Veritas?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)