it's better than saying he took her up the Otley Road

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

Pfft
Filth
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

RIGHT up the Otley Road
*nudge nudge*
( in vino veritas, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

I'm planning to poke one up some lass in Cross Flatts Park (before sunset, naturally.)
Then I can say I took her up the Dewsbury Road - which is an appropriate metaphor, as it's basically Leeds's large intestine.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

mate
You've thought too much about this
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

In fairness, I used to work down there and saw a fair bit of the neighbourhood.
Which gave me plenty of time to come up with that analogy.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

Then you should put a first class stamp on it and send it to the queen

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

Will you both be wearing stilettos?
*runs*
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

Too impractical.
We'd fall over stones or sink into the mud.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)