Floozy in a jacuzzi

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

Tart with a cart

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

The hooer in the sewer

( FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

I've been on a Dublin bus tour
Grim times.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

Haha, depressing, isn't it.
They used to make us do them on school tours:(
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

I like the way they always do the same gag.
"Do you know what there are no roads in Dublin named after Eammon DeVelera? They couldn't find any crooked enough."
( FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Ah, Dublin wit.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

Bullet holes blah blah blah post office blah blah blah
Are we there yet?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

Prostitute lost in chute

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

Whore on the dancefloor.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

Hooker at the cooker playing snooker.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

floozy: one of my most favourite words.

( sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

It has its uses

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Yeah, it's brilliant.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

i did some floozing last night.
i was all attentive to make people feel interesting (to be fair, only one wasn't, and that was only cos she didn't give it a rest. THREE HOURS of being talked at by her) and i offered drinks and smiled and everything.

i want my duvet.
( sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

and i drunkenly texted someone to moan about someone he'd never met.
i am such a tart. i deserve this headache.
( sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

HELLO HELLO BINKY BINKY TOOT TOOT
*JUMPS AROUND IN YOUR FACE*
*BANGS POTS AND PANS*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

INTERNET NOISE DOES NOTHING.

( sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

smelled and everything?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

I SMELL LOVELY especially after a dinner of edam and marmite.

( sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

Urrrgh, you're GROSS

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)