No
but if I could save you 20% on your car insurance, would you join my religion?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)

I will
where do I sign?
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)

Is there pizza?
And beer?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:13, archived)

Punch and pie

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)

>_< Godammit there's got to be punch and pie!


You are the real life Cartman.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:17, archived)

All the meat feast you can eat
and booze pumped straight from Belgium.

And topless barmaids.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:17, archived)

I declare you my messiah
and I will slay those that oppose you, my dark lord.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:19, archived)

our flapjack
who art in heaven.
hallowed by thy name.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)

pssshww
Hubbard offered me 30%
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)

Right,
where do I worship this "Hubbard"?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)

www.scientology.org/

it looks awesome
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)

If it's good enough for Tom Cruise...
erm, I'll stick with the beer and pizza.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)

ETERNAL SALVATION
OR TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK!
/world's first openly for-profit religion
( Newington, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)

*joins*
Praise the Genii!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)

Ooooooh,
yesh.
( Newington, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)