does anyone remember
which b3tan did an audio mash up of Sting's "every breath you take" and "Stand by me" by Sam Cooke?
I've just discovered it on my hard drive and it's excellent.
( robh, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)

No
but if I could save you 20% on your car insurance, would you join my religion?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)

I will
where do I sign?
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)

Is there pizza?
And beer?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:13, archived)

Punch and pie

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)

>_< Godammit there's got to be punch and pie!


You are the real life Cartman.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:17, archived)

All the meat feast you can eat
and booze pumped straight from Belgium.

And topless barmaids.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:17, archived)

I declare you my messiah
and I will slay those that oppose you, my dark lord.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:19, archived)

our flapjack
who art in heaven.
hallowed by thy name.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)

pssshww
Hubbard offered me 30%
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)

Right,
where do I worship this "Hubbard"?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)

www.scientology.org/

it looks awesome
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)

If it's good enough for Tom Cruise...
erm, I'll stick with the beer and pizza.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)

ETERNAL SALVATION
OR TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK!
/world's first openly for-profit religion
( Newington, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)

*joins*
Praise the Genii!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)

Ooooooh,
yesh.
( Newington, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)

no, I've not heard that one
I need a cuddle :(
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)

aaw bless,
still poorly?
( robh, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:12, archived)

I scared the GP this morning :(
she's a bit worried about me
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:13, archived)

Did you jump out from behind a car?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:17, archived)

she looked at my tonsils :(

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:20, archived)

I don't want to alarm you, but I can see an operation in your near future
When they're causing this much trouble it's best to have them out.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:27, archived)

I've to go back on Friday if I've not started improving
and if it looks that they might start heading towards quinsy I might ask about having them out. I think there's a long waiting list though. my cousin had hers out last year and ended having them out privately on my uncle's occupational health insurance cos she'd missed loads of school already and the waiting list was huge. we don't have anything like that.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:32, archived)

what's wrong honey?
and why do you never 4rthur no-more? I must have missed the point you left, somehow.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:13, archived)

I just kinda drifted
I didn't know about this place till a real-life friend 4rthured me (giving me quite a fright) and I ended up coming over to see what it was like.

I'm all teh ill just now, tonsillitis that looks like it's trying to turn into quinsy, lots of side-effects to the penicillin but the tonsillitis is so bad they want me to keep taking it - saw the GP again this morning cos it's getting worse and she gave me liquid versions of everything cos I can't swallow tablets now. and she pointed out that I have an eye infection now too so I've got antibiotic eyedrops

how's you sweetie?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:17, archived)