90% of tube journeys are walkable
people are just lazy fucking useless cunts.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

For a large amount of commuters, that's not quite true. Between a couple of stops, yeah sure you can walk it
but when you get outside zone two, it's actually quite a distance between each stop, and if your journey normally takes you through ten of them...
( SuperMatt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

These people should just kill themselves then
THROW YOURSELVES INTO THE ROAD DARLINGS !!!
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

But then shouldn't the Bus drivers get more pay for all those suicides?

( SuperMatt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

No
they should get more pay for having to listen to FUCKING RnB BLARING OUT OF TINNY MOBILE PHONES ALL DAY.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

In the week I have been taking the bus to work, I haven't heard any tinny RnB
But I think that's because my route doesn't go past any schools.
( SuperMatt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

Also, they should put some kind of mobile phone jamming device on buses.
Hearing a Caribbean screaming down his phone at 6am while sitting behind me makes me want to throw up.

The bit I hate the most is when they have their hands free kit on and the continue to shout "I CAN'T HEAR YOU MAN! AM ON THE BUS!". A) take your handsfree kit off and B) wait until you're off the bus.

This is why I prefer the tube.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

Racist

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Fuck you, golly-lover.
I recently found this and I love it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Ethnic_and_religious_slurs
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

YOU WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

I want to see your research.
Hard evidence! 90% seems like a very convenient and rounded percentage.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

I just invented it
Based on the fact that the only time I ever commuted by tube, I gave up and started walking instead because it was either a 20 min walk or 15 mins on the tube and walking was more enjoyable and free.

Everyone else should just fuck off and die with all their needs and their differences
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

38% percent of Spanish black lesbian amputees agree with you!*

*Based on 164 entrants to a This Morning phone in poll.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

15% of gay spiders
think Gordon Brown is doing a good job.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

79.002% of war veterans under the weight of 12st who specialise in haberdashery believe that corporal punishment should be reintrouduced.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)