I've got a duck, lah lah lah, everybody knows - I've got a duck
hoorah! I've just got a pair of ducks. They're very cute!

I look forward to eggs and quacking noises.
(teasus likes tea, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

Photos!
And a portion of French ducky orange.
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)

You, Ma'am,
have good taste in duck dishes.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:45, archived)

obligingly, I just went and took photos
but you can't have any duck a l'orange just yet - sorry.

photo's coming in a mo.....
(teasus likes tea, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:51, archived)

bugger. you can't post images to this board any more.
I will post them on the messageboard if anyone cares.
(teasus likes tea, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:56, archived)

here:
dux
(teasus likes tea, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

As do we all

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)

ducks are frickin awesome,
my mum had 12 eggs, only one of which hatched.
It was like a dog, a feathery dog
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:41, archived)

your mum laid 12 duck eggs?
and one hatched into a dog?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)

Burn the witch!

( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)

hahahah
made me spit juice.... er..... so to speak.
(Experiment 626, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

It surprised us too,
she's a goose
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:44, archived)

We used to have ducks
they were the best pets I ever had.

Until a fox ate them.

Was the first taste of bereavement for me.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)

First taste of duck for the fox,
in all likelihood.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:46, archived)

awww.
a fox ate one of our rabbits t'other day. was very sad for us, as we've had it since it was born (we kept one of a litter when we finished breeding bunnys a couple of years ago - started again now). It had escaped out of our garden and we coulndn't find it before night fell. I've now improved our fences...best I can do I s'pose.
(teasus likes tea, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:47, archived)

That's it
You're out the cricket team.
( Newington, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)