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JMG!
Hello JMG fans.
Who'd like to make some JMG based remarks?


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Got to pop out now Fatties.
Try and be less miserable.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
JMG is a king among men
A KING AMONG MEN
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
Just this afternoon I expertly swerved my car around some ugly people.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)

swerved my car around drove straight over
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
Did I mention that he's also merciful?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
JMG
He's... like... a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
JMG
Bringing leather jackets back in fashion
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
I'm like Gok Wan but with less fruit about me.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
I'll Wan your Gok in a minute, young man.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
LORDY!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
Customer Testimonial:
"I was tired, down on my luck and lost at sea. My weight had ballooned to 500lbs and women had lost all interest in me. Then, one day, I happened upon FATBEGONE from JMGCo and within hours, I'd slimmed down to 12 stone, had abs like Peter Andre and had gained three inches to both the length and girth of my already-huge penis. Women wanted me, men wanted to be me. I bought myself a fly swatter and started attacking other fat people with it in the street.

Thank you JMGCo, for pimping my ride.

Bud,
Brighton"
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
YES!
REPLY OF THE WEEK!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
I rehearsing with the band tonight JMG.
Just popped into the office for a can of pop.
I'mm popping back now.
Do have a good evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
Make sure you finish with a Jungle remix.
Always end with Jungle.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
We are doing The Alex Harvey Band version
of Delilah tonight JMG. It's well worth a youtube an all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
I read that as Delia
and imagined a song about frozen mashed potato
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
JMG...
More popular than Nick Griffin.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
*waves*

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
*waves back with gusto*

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
how many?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
“JMG gives everyone a chance to be somebody and, in all reality, that’s all anyone wants. People want to be of importance and JMG allows for that.”
www.jmg.org
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
The two girls on that page look like they were crafted in play-doh.
Badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
Don't be fooled by the two "women" on the front page.
One of them is Moohalaa.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6175379
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
AGENT: JMG
www.sophos.com/security/analyses/viruses-and-spyware/trojagentjmg.html?_log_from=rss
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
JMG: The perfect specimen, on and offline.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
I'm doing my Girl Duties and cooking a lovely curry for me and the boy.
What is JMG's favourite curry?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)