I'm having to get the bus.
THE BUS. Oh the horror.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

What's wrong with your wheels of steel?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

Someone stole her stepladder
and she cant mount it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

There's absolutely no way I'm driving through central London

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

I was down there the other day
Those nutters on rickshaws!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

Streatham high street.
Just no.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

best thing about streatham high street is the cafe 'perfect blend'
their breakfasts are fantastic
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

Buses are the locomotive choice of the proletariat.
You have my deep sympathy.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

i do not like buses, no sirree

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

I like the bus, it's music and sleepy time.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

I can't sleep on a bus
They small too much like tramp and takeaway
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

What do you do for a job, Mrs Olin?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

She goes on intrepid expeditions to retrieve the last pringles from the bottom of the tube for fat people.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

hello, much later.
Support and training for a software/website company.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

But mainly the pringle thing, right?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

mostly the pringle thing, yeah

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

*minifive*
Hello sugarplum. How's it hanging?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

swingin' in the breeze, RR.
And your fine self?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

proud and loud, my dear.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

Heightist!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

i've fallen asleep drunk on a night bus in london
but only that sort of 'fall asleep, head lolls forward, wake up, rinse, repeat' sleep
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

Are stagecoach still running things there in the south?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)