It's not poisonous, you spaz.
Tarantulas are not poisonous.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

they are if you pump them full of poison.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

They are if you
drop them in a bucket of bleach and then drink the bleach.
( The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

Ok then, venomous
Pedantic cunt.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

No-one has ever died from a tarantula bite.
The varieties kept as pets are not dangerous. Their urticating hairs can hurt, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

Their urinating hairs?
I died from a tarantula bite once, it wasn't a nice experience.
( The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

No one ever died from a kick in the bollocks
but if my pet kept kicking me in the bollocks or even threatening to kick me in the bollocks I'd have it out of the house pretty fucking sharpish.

And you may find that no healthy adult has been killed by a tarantula bite, kids, the elderly and housebound fatties might not be so robust.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

do you want urticating hair chat
call now on 0898 555 3456
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

*real snigger*

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

What if you're allergic?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

But that's like saying peanuts are deadly, because some people are allergic!

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

What if the peanut is thirty foot
tall and armed with gauss cannons?
( The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

silly, without any legs the nut would simply roll back once it tried to fire the cannons.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

Peanuts can't bite you, you absolute fucking retard.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

Says you

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

Well done, I think I just did.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

they can
you simply break one open and use it as a maraca and attack people with maraca peanut attack.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

They are if you paint them with lead.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

They are if [reason]

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

They are if they've bitten other people who had STIs

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)