I wouldn't trim her hedge

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

i wouldn`t clean her attic

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

I wouldn't scoop out her fishtank.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

I wouldnt milk her boomslang

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

I wouldn't pump
brine out of her terraced moat after a heavy rainfall that was not forecast but which was seasonally normal for that time of year
( The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

I wouldnt clip her hooves

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

I wouldn't wear her hat

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

I wouldnt wash her knickers

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

I wouldn`t wash her smalls

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

KNICKERPISS

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

more than likely

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)