GNAAAH! OM NOM NOM NYOM! :o3

(Cuffbert, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

you'd need to buy malt loaf
on the off chance of it having a dead mouse in
because you can't catch mice
because you are shit
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

Yuo aer rubbesh at haikus :o3

(Cuffbert, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

YOU ARE RUBBISH AT EVERYTHING

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Cuffbert is Druid
Druid is a mentalist
He is not a cat.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

Cuffbert!
*strokes*
( broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

Oh HI there mistar Bumswords, yuo aer vere loevly and if
yuo needs to haev maybe a little mini bits of garding I wuold do yuo good raets maybe a chickins or sum fishs OM NOM NOM :o3
(Cuffbert, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

Oh hai cuffbert.
How's it hanging?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

I suspect he's neutered
so it's not.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

I aer too busy GARDING for love and yuo do
nots get paid in CHICKINS either :o3
(Cuffbert, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Tell that wanker Druid that we saw a baby in the doctor's today that looked exactly like him.
It was more than a little bit unnerving.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

Oh hello Cuffbert. You look LOVELY.
Miss you! x
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)