the bravest animals in the land are Captain Beaky and his band

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

Hissing Sid was a child molester.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

Timid toad, Reckless Rat, Artful Owl and Batty Bat

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

Next you'll be telling us that they ride through the woodland singing songs
that tell how they have righted wrongs.
( FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

Doo doodle ooh doo doo

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

is this an old thing?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

We're the b3tan equivalent of Last of the Summer Wine.
Shambles, Frank and I are going to push Bogus down a hill in a bathtub. Or something.
( FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

haha
i like this
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

Oh fucking hell
Why is it always me in the bath?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

The woolly hat suits you better.

( FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

Is Tara going to be Nora?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

I'm not asking her.
She clobbers me with a rolling pin every time I show her the contents of my matchbox.

And by "matchbox", I mean "pants".
( FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

And with good reason too, you filthy old sod.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

I had a story tape of Captain Beaky.
It was ace.
( Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

My exciting presentation for tomorrow is ready.
I'm going to knock them dead. All in all, I've considered this preferential to doing the actual presentation.
( FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)