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Ask my housemate
The man will argue, at length, about anything. Including whether or not ROM chips can be flashed.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
fuck off cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
What scathing wit.
I bow in the presence of a true master.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
WANKSTAIN

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
CUNTSMEAR
Am I doing this right? I'm not quite sure of the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
careful now
Jesus is watching
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
Is he now?
How useful.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
is he bollocks, he doesn't exist you crapbag

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
Does he not? Oh bugger.
Well there's always The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
you can if it's an EEPROM
which they mostly are these days, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
No they aren't.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
Are you piston's housemate?
Is he a thrill to live with?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
what are they, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
They're whatever you say they're not.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
No, not oh.
Aaaah.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
I have an idea
You two would get on quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
are you telling me you can't flash ROM?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
Erm...
I'm not really that bothered if you can or not just so long as he never figures out I stop listening when he starts a sentence with "Well actually..."
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
you mean you want him to keep doing it?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
Does he bore you?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
Ironic, no?
He's a lovely lad but does tend to go on a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
as ironic as a load of fucking spoons

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
Perhaps.
He is still a thoroughly solid chap though otherwise I would have carved out my eyes with a rusty steak knife months ago.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
Now you know how we feel whenever you post anything.
Except it's worse for us.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
Or whether rational rules of causality apply to Ashes to Ashes.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
stick it up your blurter you tedious wanksack

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
Oh my what sparkling repartee!
Pray continue!
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH ZZZZZZZzzzz SNORE

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
When you speak like that when you're out do people punch you in the face?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
Out?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
Why would I talk to people like that in the street in the first place?

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
Because you don't have any friends to talk to?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
Something of an assumption there.
I wouldn't speak like that to friends. Or people in the street. They tend to be quite sensitive about what you say to them.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
whereas people on the internet aren't even real.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
Indeed.
Gilgamesh is nothing more than mere pixels on a screen.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
are you real?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
Don't you mean reel.
lol
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
Oh, the fish puns are up there.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
I sometimes wonder myself.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
I was more pointing out the way you say it but well done on completely forgetting where this all started.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
Well thanks for pointing that out.
Believe me, I am not so daft as to take that tone with people whom I meet face to face.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
so you're only polite to people out of a desire to avoid retribution?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
Interesting point
But no. I am polite to people because normally that is how I am.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
except when you can't see the other person.
there's some interesting psychology in this, you know. I read an article about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
No just Gilgamesh.
On account of the fact he is a bogey in the nose of civilised society.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
That's a mirror mate
you live alone.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
You should make a sitcom, this sound's crazy.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
FUCK YOU, APOSTROPHE SHITBAG CUNT FUCKER

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
Your just jealou's

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
OH FU'CK O'FF AL'''R'EADY!'!

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
You dropped one of the'se
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(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
I'VE PUT YOU ON IGNORE, YOU SHIT.
AND THANK YOU FOR ANSWERING MY MONKEY QUESTION.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
I've given you a monkey related update gaz.
You can't read this but I hope we can remain friend's.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)