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The MIGHTY England!
Hello in-house whales. Internet favourite and your guiding light, JMG is here.
Who's all set to show off and have a pop at popular culture?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
I don't even know what popular culture is at the moment.
Is it still Blur vs Oasis?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
It's me. JMG.
I now own the rights to all of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
It's Boyzone Vs Take That I thought

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
Drum v Bass,
i heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
Since when could fish make music?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
big fish
little fish
cardboard box
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
Breeeeeeam.
Bream bream breeeam
breeeeeam.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
Barry Whitebait

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
Lily Algae

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
Eels

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
Britney Spearfish

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
Elvis Codstello

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
Fishtina Aguilera.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
Ooer, Christina piss

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
a genuiine piss for once!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
I'd let her piss all over me.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
Jean Michelle Shark

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
Frank Finatra.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
Nina Salmone

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
Ella Fishgerald

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
Ray Charles

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
Christina Aguilamprey

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
well would you look at that

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
She's clearly the fishiest of all the popstars

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
Oh, the irony.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
Mamas v Papas
Currently 1 - 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
I thought it was The Beatles vs The Stones

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
i thought it was the romans vs the celts

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
What was the score then?
I assume we won.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
6-0

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
goodo

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
mike woz ere must have posted about monkey's on tv.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
***APOSTROPHE ALERT***

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
Oh yer, dunno what was going on there.
I won't edit it so you can carry on feeling good.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
I'm not feeling good.
Please edit it. For me.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
I thought that was a Gaz thing.
Nobody should mind. It's all in Gaz land now.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
You should start putting stray apostrophe's into you're post's JMG.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
I'm quite partial to the odd stray apostroph'es

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
That's only due to Apostrodite showing you her growler the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
I gave 'er one
RIGHT up the ar'is
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
Pffft.
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
Get rid of that apostrophe. You're worse than Hitler.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
your*

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
FUCKING APOSTROPHE CUNT!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
APOSTROPHE BASTARD
You're on my SHIT LIST now, sunshine!
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
Ask my housemate
The man will argue, at length, about anything. Including whether or not ROM chips can be flashed.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
fuck off cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
What scathing wit.
I bow in the presence of a true master.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
WANKSTAIN

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
CUNTSMEAR
Am I doing this right? I'm not quite sure of the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
careful now
Jesus is watching
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
Is he now?
How useful.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
is he bollocks, he doesn't exist you crapbag

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
Does he not? Oh bugger.
Well there's always The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
you can if it's an EEPROM
which they mostly are these days, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
No they aren't.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
Are you piston's housemate?
Is he a thrill to live with?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
what are they, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
They're whatever you say they're not.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
No, not oh.
Aaaah.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
I have an idea
You two would get on quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
are you telling me you can't flash ROM?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
Erm...
I'm not really that bothered if you can or not just so long as he never figures out I stop listening when he starts a sentence with "Well actually..."
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
you mean you want him to keep doing it?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
Does he bore you?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
Ironic, no?
He's a lovely lad but does tend to go on a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
as ironic as a load of fucking spoons

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
Perhaps.
He is still a thoroughly solid chap though otherwise I would have carved out my eyes with a rusty steak knife months ago.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
Now you know how we feel whenever you post anything.
Except it's worse for us.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
Or whether rational rules of causality apply to Ashes to Ashes.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
stick it up your blurter you tedious wanksack

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
Oh my what sparkling repartee!
Pray continue!
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH ZZZZZZZzzzz SNORE

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
When you speak like that when you're out do people punch you in the face?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
Out?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
Why would I talk to people like that in the street in the first place?

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
Because you don't have any friends to talk to?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
Something of an assumption there.
I wouldn't speak like that to friends. Or people in the street. They tend to be quite sensitive about what you say to them.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
whereas people on the internet aren't even real.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
Indeed.
Gilgamesh is nothing more than mere pixels on a screen.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
are you real?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
Don't you mean reel.
lol
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
Oh, the fish puns are up there.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
I sometimes wonder myself.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
I was more pointing out the way you say it but well done on completely forgetting where this all started.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
Well thanks for pointing that out.
Believe me, I am not so daft as to take that tone with people whom I meet face to face.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
so you're only polite to people out of a desire to avoid retribution?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
Interesting point
But no. I am polite to people because normally that is how I am.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
except when you can't see the other person.
there's some interesting psychology in this, you know. I read an article about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
No just Gilgamesh.
On account of the fact he is a bogey in the nose of civilised society.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
That's a mirror mate
you live alone.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
You should make a sitcom, this sound's crazy.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
FUCK YOU, APOSTROPHE SHITBAG CUNT FUCKER

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
Your just jealou's

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
OH FU'CK O'FF AL'''R'EADY!'!

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
You dropped one of the'se
'
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
I'VE PUT YOU ON IGNORE, YOU SHIT.
AND THANK YOU FOR ANSWERING MY MONKEY QUESTION.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
I've given you a monkey related update gaz.
You can't read this but I hope we can remain friend's.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
JMG it looks like the chemical factory at the bottom of my road is on fire - a serious one at that
*Is a bit scared of the massive black plume of smoke over her house*
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
Would you like me to drive over and evacuate you?
Oooer.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
Ooo er missus
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
How's my hometown looking?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
a bit bleak at the moment
nothings being done where broadway used to be it's still a pile of rubble.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
This makes me sad.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
ohhh Marks been to look and apparently its solaglas on Ripley street next to Dixons CTC

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
Ooh, blimey. Hope it's all OK.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
if you breathe in a lot of poison gas really quickly then your body will develop an immunity to it, maybe

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
the cricket is going smoothly.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
how many goals have they scored?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
they're up five ha'pennies two furlongs into the third frame

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
Zaheer Khan fell on the ninth hole though
That's a re-spot on the black
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
his best bet here's a charleston with a touch of pimento on the left hand cushion

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
Can I have a rock at culture.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
Rock on, Tommy.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
my stupid computer manages one post
Then craps out, grrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)