the best thing about that story is you were working in an off-licence

( scott,, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

That one was a pub
the off-licence was later.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

don't spoil it

( scott,, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

But you see, it already was.
What with the door being open all night.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

GRAPE Expectations

( scott,, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

CHERRY Poppins

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

LIME And Punishment

( scott,, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

Fear and Loathing in Las PEANUT.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

Cherry Poppins
Great title for a porn film.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

Apparantly so
nsfw if you google it.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)