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So Sammi was a twat, then didn't reply.
What else is new?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
I'm going to alton towers in a few hours.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)
by a few I mean about 7

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)
i didn't realise you were old enough to have kids.

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)
No he's going to pick one out.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)
Go and get ready, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)
I need to sleep first.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)
You'll be knackared tomorrow night,
tiring stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)
i went once for free
on the agreement that i would go on one of their new rides in the nuddy, for a photo shoot.
it was too rainy, on the day, for the photoshoot.
still got a free day at alton towers, on a rainy day too so no queues.
rock and roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)
She wasn't a twat.
Her butler was, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)
I'd like to take this opportunity to say that you Irish are bloody brilliant.
Be sure to bring it up in the next meeting, to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)
Yeah, lol or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)
Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)
Actually, I've just reconnected due to a fucked router

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
[something about your butler reconnecting it for you]

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
I bet you have your butler put one finger in the phone socket and the other in your computer.
FEED HIM AND HE WON'T GO WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)
Yes, yes
Why on earth would I have a butler?
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)
you're meant to be the one answering the question,
not asking it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)
I think she's getting tucked into bed about now.
If we're lucky her receptionist might pen us a reply.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
i like where this is going.
keep it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
I can never keep it up when I think about Sammi

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)
Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)
i know a masochist who likes to wank over pictures of sammi,
so he doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)
woah

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)
did i just blow your mind?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)
like, totally

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)
Mine actually imploded.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
Also, how am I being a twat for asking a question and saying I lost something?

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)
You blamed your cleaner in a pompous way.
You pompous pomp.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)
Yes, because the sunglasses were on a towel in my bedroom
Which she'd moved to the closet and put another few on top.

If that's somehow fault of my own, I'd love to know how. Common sense tells you not to put glasses in a fucking closet!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)
I think, and I'm not completely sure here, it's the fact that you keep mentioning you have a pool/cleaner/daddy's millions

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
MY DADDY'S DEAD YOU FUCKER
(and no, I didn't inherit a thing)
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)
You didn't fucking lose them.
You found them in your 'towel basket' you stupid spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)
they were very expensive.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)
Yes, hence the reason I nearly cried when I lost them
I'm hardly rich.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)
you're hardly anything,
yet so much!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)
...
Sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)
i love you!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)
Anybody who cries over sunglasses, expensive or not
Is a useless prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)
They're prescription sunglasses
So it's not so easy to buy a new pair.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)
you have an au pair now?
fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)
Yes it is

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
don't worry abou the plebs.. they're all cleaners
i think it was the fact it took you two hours to search your mansion thst riled them
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

mansion semi-detached house
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)
you just are a twat

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)
You realise she just lost a pair of (very expensive) sunglasses don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)
Oh fuck, really?
Shit, sorry man!
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)