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here is evidence that i have at least touched her,
for you non-believers.
photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs032.snc1/2479_135664945174_634545174_6276636_2556938_n.jpg
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
You LOVELY YOUNG MAN!

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
She's probably feeling pity for you on account of your impending death.

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)
Let's hope he doesn't start getting better,
or she might leave him!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
my cancer is the glue that binds us together.

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)
Ah, emotional blackmail.
Good man.

"Can you pass me the salt?"
"It's in the cupboard!"
"Cancer!"
*sigh* "I'll get it."
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
Roses are red
SSG's a chancer.
He has a nice girlfriend
Because he's got cancer.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
Does using your beard as velcro count?

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)
for me,
that is not a beard, that counts as stubble.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
I have a picture of myself with Noel Edmonds in a similar pose.
That doesn't mean I'm having sex with him.


Or does it...
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)
would you hurry up and die
i have something meaty for her
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)
if you want a bit,
just ask.
i must watch though, thems the rules.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
Picking up from down there VV
Why do you think I hate you?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)
because you constantly pick on me.

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
Aww, I'm sorry, SSG
I don't hate you. I don't hate anybody online!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
that is glorious news!

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)
Except probably mike woz ere.
It's alright, you can tell me.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
What have I done to make that cunt hate me?
List one thing.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
i'm asking
we should do it on a rock in gower
less publicity and all the chance for you to slip and die
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
So THAT'S where the cancer started!

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
NO TIME FOR JOKES JUST TELL ME I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)
YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND WHO LIKES IT RIGHT UP THE FANNY

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
she does!

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
*UP THE FANNY fives*

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)