i just wondered if sammi has as much trouble with her smelling as she does with her hearing,
because
haha
here we go, here comes a punchline,
haha
man
she can't
smell her own
shit.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

I'm going to stand up for sammi here.
as a gentleman and all that.

*slaps your face with white glove*

outside, pistols at dawn sir!
( TBL I posted this on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)

But dawn isn't a cunt.
I'd point mine at Sammi.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)

I see what you did there
*tumble weeds*
( TBL I posted this on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

Not all of this shit I'm throwing is going to stick to Sammi.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)

i agree.. she maybe the dumbest thing on earth.. maybe..
but acting like pack animals is fucking disgusting

so she's richer and thicker than you.. soo what? focus your disgust on something important
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)

INTERNET WHITE KNIGHT ALERT

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)

get a life

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)

Pfffhahahahaha

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

I have no trouble with my hearing any more
Actually, I do.

The music is now too loud in clubs.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)

i do apologise.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

Yes, it's all your fault
you cancerous cunt
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)

WHAT?

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)

just the face and personality you need to work on then!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)

Don't forget the cleaner

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)

She actually has a (very expensive) paper bag and a (very expensive) spokesperson.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

And I need to gain a need to look good online
Obviously.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

a need to look good online any attractive features
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

Some people find me attractive
And I don't want to be attractive to the shallow cunts. That's the bonus to not being pretty - you don't attract the dickheads. (no pun intended)
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

Some people find Ray Charles finds
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)

You made a funny
Well done!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)

A (very expensive) funny, no less
Well done, (very expensive) me!
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)

Oh, so THAT'S your beef?
Me saying that my sunglasses were expensive? Get over it.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)

we're just jealous of your (very expensive) sunglasses.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)

Careful, now
If you get any wittier, the internet might catch fire, with (very expensive) repercussions.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)

You're attractive in that 'picasso painting' kind of way.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)

Oily and mental looking?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)

I think he was referring to offline.
Unless you're just going to conduct your whole life online now. Through your stenographer.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

Well, considering he's never met me in person
He wouldn't know what my personality is like.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)