I had a truly amazing one yesterday...
i didn't even have to push..

there was much "ahhhh"-ing afterwards as I felt like i could fly

just saying, like...

EDIT:

I've just realise - this got a better response than MY thread!
www.b3ta.com/talk/6184583

*internet flounce*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

I had one once where I had to stand up to let it all come out
it was a magnificent totem
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

like laying a cable...
where you have to shuffle forward as you go?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

One foot on the sink
the other on the washing machine
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

I did one so long it was less laying a cable, more laying a nautical mile

( magnum, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

I had a shit last night that was so much much effort to pass that my arse cheeks actually made a clapping sound as it left my body.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

Did your testicles hold up a card saying "7.8" ?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

Oh god, I'm crying with laughter at this.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

*carries you shoulder high through the street*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

I have been informed of the recommended poo position...
knees raised, elbows on knees, straight back...

and if you need to push, then pretend you are trying to pop your trouser's button (trousers do need to be removed)
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)