I've just booked my honeymoon.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

aren't you meant to find someone stupid enough to marry you first...
I don't know if you have already done this...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

That was the first step.

( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

HONEYMOONS ARE FOR MARRIED PEOPLE.

( sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

I will have been married for 3 days by the time we leave.

( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

HAVE FUN. where are you going?

( sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

TANZANIA and ZANZIBAR.

( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

I hope two weeks of sunshine and alcohol compensate for the crushing realisation
that you got married in the first place
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

you are such a killjoy.

( sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

You = FAIL

( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

give it four years
and then replace the word "You" with "My Marriage"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

Shan't.

( Jobe, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

She's sleeping with a woman behind your back you know

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

that would be awesome.

( sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

i'm imagining job lying in bed with his back to a lady and next to her is another lady and they are all sleeping.

( sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

:)
Everyone is cute when they are asleep, even builders.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

I invert my stomach when I sleep
and all the bones and other indigestible parts of my food fall out.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)