Not waste it on muscular pillocks to distract the braying masses.
I'd pay off my mortgage, my mum's mortgage, but all my friends houses, give a load away to charity and probably save the rest for good causes that I find.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

All these mortgages
are unlikely to even amount to 3/4 of a million.

You've got EIGHTY MILLION. Show some imagination, think big.

I'd buy Ronaldo and make him clean dog shit up off the street.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

I wouldn't buy any footballers.
There's more money floating around in that bowl than is needed anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

you could start a team with a load of 18-year olds from local sixth forms.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

That'd mean being around them by choice, though.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

Make him clean up dog shit by EATING it
the smug cunt
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)