There's an incredible stench of manure around
and I keep thinking it's me but it isn't, because I've had a shower and I haven't been rolling around in cowshit for days.
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

Have you
brushed your teeth or have you been necking turds again?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)

they mix it with water and then spray it all over the fields
do you have fields near you?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)

Not really.
Everyone house has a garden, though, so it might be from one of those.
Or they might have done the watery-spraying thing in the park across the road, but the smell's coming from the other direction...
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

maybe it's that stash of corpses under your matress

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

Shouldnt you be yummying down on Hoohah right now?
She said she wanted to eat in oxford tonight..
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

I don't have the money
to go to Oxford AND eat :(
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)

I think he was meaning something else

knowing Mykey
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

I wouldn't know about that, of course...

/sweet and innocent
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

TGMTRRRFH

( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)

wow!
that's a mental image I've never had of you before. I don't think I've ever seen you say that

*ponders for a while*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

I dyed my hair dark again
and currently look almost exactly like I do in my profile picture.
*mwah*
( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

*Passes tissues*

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

Thats a bloody good trick

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

I think he meant bone, muscle, skin,
that sort of thing.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

*Gnaws*
*Passes stool*

Who ordered this MFI Piece of shit?
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

Ahhh
Oi loves a good romp in the cowshit does oi.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)

It's so erotic.

( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)

only with company

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

I find
that I can pleasure myself in the cowshit most adequately.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

Yes
It's not often I get to use that line so I went for it.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

( Malchick, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)