Saying "fuck oui" to a second helping of lamb kidneys at a méchoui.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

I fucking love kidneys, me
Terrible true story - when I was married my wife decide to make me a favourite feed of steak and kidney pudding. I was at work and really looking forward to it, telling all the lads I was having it for tea. Got home and there it was, sat on the table all steaming but smelling a bit wrong. Turns out the shit bitch didn't want to touch kidneys, so it was steak pudding, just that, bits of beef. No onions, no gravy and NO FUCKING KIDNEY
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

I understand this is one of the most frequently cited grounds for divorce
( vladimir, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

she basically put together the two greatest food groups
Dead Cow, and Pie.

And you WHINGED. What the fuck is wrong with you? You fully deserve Desperate Dan to smash down your front door and flatten you with that steamroller bike he has
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

hahaha
Desperate Dan's gone all pansy-ass liberal these days, mind you.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

Fuck you, you kidneyless shitrag

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

as good as steak pie might be,
it's a bit much, if you'd been looking forward to your favourite dish that she'd promised to make, for her to suddenly go "ewww icky ewww" like a five-year-old.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

The least she could do would be to go to a butcher and get a pie from them

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

It's head on table time again.
WHERE IS THE LOVE????????????
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

kidneys have NO PLACE in a steak pie
beef, yes
onions, yes
gravy, yes
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

they have place in a steak and kidney pudding, though.
that's why it's called "steak and kidney pudding".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

this does not fit into my world view

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

embiggen it

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

PUDDING

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

NOT UNTIL YOU EAT YOUR PEAS

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

I made my first steak and kidney pudding a few weeks ago.
It was fucking delicious.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)