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What was the last good idea you had?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
This one.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
Good question.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
To buy glowsticks

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
Saying "fuck oui" to a second helping of lamb kidneys at a méchoui.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
I fucking love kidneys, me
Terrible true story - when I was married my wife decide to make me a favourite feed of steak and kidney pudding. I was at work and really looking forward to it, telling all the lads I was having it for tea. Got home and there it was, sat on the table all steaming but smelling a bit wrong. Turns out the shit bitch didn't want to touch kidneys, so it was steak pudding, just that, bits of beef. No onions, no gravy and NO FUCKING KIDNEY
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

I understand this is one of the most frequently cited grounds for divorce
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
she basically put together the two greatest food groups
Dead Cow, and Pie.

And you WHINGED. What the fuck is wrong with you? You fully deserve Desperate Dan to smash down your front door and flatten you with that steamroller bike he has
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
hahaha
Desperate Dan's gone all pansy-ass liberal these days, mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
Fuck you, you kidneyless shitrag

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
as good as steak pie might be,
it's a bit much, if you'd been looking forward to your favourite dish that she'd promised to make, for her to suddenly go "ewww icky ewww" like a five-year-old.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
The least she could do would be to go to a butcher and get a pie from them

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
It's head on table time again.
WHERE IS THE LOVE????????????
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
kidneys have NO PLACE in a steak pie
beef, yes
onions, yes
gravy, yes
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
they have place in a steak and kidney pudding, though.
that's why it's called "steak and kidney pudding".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
this does not fit into my world view

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
embiggen it

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
PUDDING

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
NOT UNTIL YOU EAT YOUR PEAS

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
I made my first steak and kidney pudding a few weeks ago.
It was fucking delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
dull thread bingo
GAZ NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
To have a cup of tea with a scone and jam.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
Does that rhyme with Lamb or Germany?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

wi-fi enabled cardigans
rocket-powered weetabix
a fake pigeon to hide your keys inside so you won't be locked out
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
I reckon there's definitely a market for a "Spare Key" service
where you call them up and enter a pin code and they'll rush to your house and open your front door for less than the cost of a locksmith.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
I'll give you £2.50 for 63%

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
DONE!
*takes out massive loans*
*pockets cash*
*points creditors to your house*
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
My parents used a service a bit like this.
It was commonly termed "giving a spare key to the neighbour".
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
A bottle of cider

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
turb0t came over here and bemoaned the complete absence of cider
it's an untapped *baddum tish* market
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
a short story in a future world where all safety devices have been declared illegal
The bad idea that counteracted this was testing my fuel hoses for leaks and having them crumble to dust in my grasp :(
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
i cant say or someone will steal it

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
Yeah, you will, you fat thief

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
errr yeah sure
seeing as it's MY idea.
thicko.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
Something dull and work related this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
To work from home today.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
To not give a crap about work, since they don't give a crap about their employees.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
this was supposed to be a feel-good positive thread :(

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
It is positive, in a way.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
I had a similar epiphany the other day

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
Spicy Chicken Slices
2 for the price of 1
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
Also the Vodka and Cream Soda to wash it down

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
To keep ringing these idiots about trying to get my training booked.
If I hadn't, I'd be waiting till kingdom come.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)