when i wee i leave the door open and light off so i can watch the telly
the whole experience is not unlike sitting in a cinema. whilst pissing yourself.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

i'm sure i've pissed myself in the cinema before, or at least on the carpet

( mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

someone pissed up my bathroom wall once
sad times
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

i do this too
and the remote control is in range should something come on the tv i don't care for
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

you lying cunt

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

you are right
i only do this if i'm having a dump as i stand if i need a wee (and face the window)
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

that was some top fucking quality colombo'ing right there

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

are you blind in one eye too?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

is this some sort of fucking fetish?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

peter falk only had one eye

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

who's peter falk?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

colombo

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

who the crap is colombo?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

how the fuck should i know
i'm just sitting here waiting for a train
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

I bet you just sit on the sofa in a puddle of your own waste until your carer arrives to clean you up

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

its not my fault i cant reach you insensitive cunt

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

oldskool b3tans will be disappointed if I don't post this link now
www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

YES!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

:(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Sadly I cannot do this as my bathroom does not face my living room

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

unlucky

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Set up a system of mirrors.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

Good plan
I think I could get away with just one as well.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

I'm an ideas man, me.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

you're hired

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

I can start Monday.
I would start tomorrow, but I'm in Swansea.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)