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i don't much care for that Dr Preference persons thread
shall we talk about something else?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
I'm off to Swansea in the morning.
For an important meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
in swansea?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
No, I'll never be over Macho Grande.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
Surely you can't be serious.

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
It's an entirely different plane. Altogether.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
can't be that important if it's in swansea.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
It's not.
I just wanted to sound like a fancy business man.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
nothing fancy ever happens in swansea.
that was your first mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

ted to sound like ked off
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
He paid me in bowler hats and copies of The Guardian.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
like what?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
i dunno, total recall is on in a minute or two

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
dull thread bingo
GAZ mongy for a bingo card
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
You know what I've not done in ages?
Pretended to be a girl on Gumtree, just to see what sort of responses I get.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
that sounds a bit gay

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
It's disturbingly funny

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
Can we talk about bingo?
I think we should talk about bingo.

You start.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
Stop rubbing it in my face
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
This is why bingo should be on weekdays.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
great prizes are what they will be, or not
i wonder if the winner will risk giving me their address?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
I would,
as I suspect I will be the winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
good for you, i won't sell the address of the winner
or start a campaign of unimaginable hatred against them, not my thing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
fuck that

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
I really wish I wasn't working tomorrow
However I wouldn't be doing much else and I'm really busy at work so it's wise to go in. I just would like not to.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
did it help to write that down?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
Yes
I'm not sure why I told you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
when i wee i leave the door open and light off so i can watch the telly
the whole experience is not unlike sitting in a cinema. whilst pissing yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
i'm sure i've pissed myself in the cinema before, or at least on the carpet

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
someone pissed up my bathroom wall once
sad times
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
i do this too
and the remote control is in range should something come on the tv i don't care for
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
you lying cunt

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
you are right
i only do this if i'm having a dump as i stand if i need a wee (and face the window)
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
that was some top fucking quality colombo'ing right there

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
are you blind in one eye too?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
is this some sort of fucking fetish?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
peter falk only had one eye

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
who's peter falk?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
colombo

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
who the crap is colombo?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
how the fuck should i know
i'm just sitting here waiting for a train
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
I bet you just sit on the sofa in a puddle of your own waste until your carer arrives to clean you up

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
its not my fault i cant reach you insensitive cunt

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
oldskool b3tans will be disappointed if I don't post this link now
www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
Sadly I cannot do this as my bathroom does not face my living room

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
unlucky

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
Set up a system of mirrors.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
Good plan
I think I could get away with just one as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
I'm an ideas man, me.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
you're hired

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
I can start Monday.
I would start tomorrow, but I'm in Swansea.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
24 pounds a metre for some rubber fuel line
fucking bastard rip-off dealership cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
Gaffer tape is only about £3.
Or would that not hold the pressure?
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
fuel destroys gaffer tape in less than a minute
and no, it won't hold the pressure
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)