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A little under 13 stone.
/6'4" and apparently 2st underweight
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)
You're all skin and bone.
Eat some more meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)
I eat lots of meat!
Thing is, my metabolism works much faster than my jaws.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)
Lard and Lemons then.
The lemons are for bitterness, obviously. :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)
I bet if you licked the tarmac on this street, it'd taste of lemons.
Ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)
he he

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)
that can't be right,
i've just measured you on the bmi, and even if by a little under 13 stone means 12 stone, you are still within the healthy range.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)
and would mean that i would be about half a stone underweight,
what with me being taller than you.
and i am not underweight.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)
maybe it is my enormous tumour skewing the results here.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)
Aye, that's why I said "apparently".
I don't look or feel particularly rakish.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)
who the hell told you that?
not a doctor, surely, as they measure these things using the bmi. maybe you are talking to idiots, or are an idiot. sorry if this sounds harsh but i have cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)
Sorry to hear that.
And it was the "official" BMI test that told me this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
no it wasn't,
i hope you die of cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
BMI can be misleading.
Anyone who's built up more muscle than the average bear will show up as overweight. Anyone with less muscle mass will show up underweight.

You're better off getting a body fat anaylsis, and combining that with BMI.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)
of this i am well aware thank you captain obvious

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)
You're still a fatty.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)