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There's a film crew outside my office door.
I'm going to try and get on the news and wreck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
It's time for drunk and naked.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
when is it not?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
Fathers/Mothers day
:S
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
that's when mum/dad get drunk and naked

(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
That's not mothers/fathers day at my parents' house
that USED to be called the weekend, but now pops is teetotal all that shit's ended. Now I've moved out. Great.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
high fives all round
/ac

teetotal, teatotal, t-total, or some other random spelling? I've never know for sure.. thought it might be tea-total, as in, "the strongest thing I drink these days is tea!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
it's t-total
as in stutter.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
When you're in court on charges of drunk and disorderly behaviour and gross indecency.
And it's a bit chilly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
crunk crunk crunk

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
When it's me
Marlin Brando referred to me in Apocalypse Now
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
NEWSFLASH: Leprechaun spotted!

(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
There's actually a american news video about that somewhere online.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
you'll need some stilts

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
If you want to be on QOTW that badly you can just make something up.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
'this film crew appeared outside my house...
'..so I took shedloads of drugs and danced around my Honda Accord.
Some girls saw me do and offered to suck me off but I refused because of my autism, so I went back in and wanked off my uncle.

Cheers'
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
What the fuck is this ^^^ doing on the popular page?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
When I was in hospital a few weeks ago
there was a film crew milling about, I assumed they were making a documentary or something.
A fit girl with nice boobies got wheeled in on a trolley & into a room opposite me, the film crew were all over her while a doctor was trying to examine her so maybe they were actually making some kind of niche porn.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)